Abi came down into the laundry/craft area as I was making cards. She asked me what I was doing, so I turned to her, and using air quotes said, "I'm doing laundry." To which she quickly replied, also using air quotes, "No. You're not." Then she asked, "Why do people even do that anyway?" Referring to air quotes.
She's only 6.
Me (texting from the basement to Connor who is on Todd's iPad):
Please come downstairs and start a load of your laundry.
Me: Where is Connor? (too lazy to go upstairs and talk to him face to face)
Connor: I'm on the ipad.I didn't want to so I ignored you
Me: Thank you for your honestyx
Connor: Why the x?
He came downstairs to do a load of laundry, then he said to me, "You know, you could have come upstairs and talked to me in person. And you never answered me when I asked, why the x."